NATIONAL & WEST VIRGINIA NEWS SATIRE
The Daily Holler
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SATIRE · WEST VIRGINIA
West Virginia Bids for Space Academy, Requests Astronauts Wipe Their Feet
The Mountain State is ready for the final frontier. It just had those floors done.
SATIRE · WEST VIRGINIA
West Virginia Tourism Hits $9.4 Billion; Local Leaf Immediately Gets an Agent
After a record tourism announcement, one maple leaf is asking for a dressing room and final approval of the scenic overlook.
SATIRE · NATIONAL
MLB Proposes Shorter Season; Nation’s Dads Discover Eight Evenings in the Garage
Baseball’s proposed shorter schedule could free up eight evenings. A garage shelf has already filed a claim.
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